Chapter One
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elen
Warnings:
None this chapter. (does that mean I should add a 'no mpreg' warning? - pebt)
Summary: Loz is hanging around, Barret finally figures out what Cerberus has against him, and Tifa shows there’s more than one way to skin a tiger.
Chapter Two
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena
Warnings:
Some mild angst.
Summary: Cloud thinks on the past, Tseng learns to Tsew, Teddy has another heart attack, and Tifa is having problems with her wallpaper.
Chapter Three
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena.
Warnings:
Mild angst.
Summary: Cid gets a phone call, Yuffie’s acting strange, Vincent has a fit, and Sephiroth displays his cutlery skills.
Chapter Four
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena.
Warnings:
Little old ladies, worms.
Summary: Zack gets hexed, Sephiroth and Rufus speak of worms, Cid gets the shaft, and things are getting strange.
Chapter Five
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Charles/Nathan, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Teen tantrums, some angst, nothing much.
Summary: Vincent is all tied up, Loz and Phoenix are experiencing teen angst, while back on Earth Dethklok are having problems of their own.
Chapter Six
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Charles/Nathan, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Little angst, nothing major.
Summary: Loz is in the dog house, Cid’s wishing he hadn’t survived, and Teddy reveals the secret of the bricks… and the mysterious dog.
Notes: Parts of this chapter are Maldy’s fault. You’ll know what parts when you get there. She made me do it.
Chapter Seven
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Charles/Nathan, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Teen angst.
Summary: It’s early in the morning, and creatures are stirring. Cid treats himself to a make-over, Andy has coffee with his mom, Loz ponders being stupid, and Charles has a crisis on his hands.
Chapter Eight
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Charles/Nathan, Toki/Skwisgaar
Warnings:
Some minor grossness.
Summary: Charles goes in quest of a memory and finds it, Cid struts his stuff, and there are secrets locked away.
Notes: This chapter is a bit Metalocalypse-centric because I’m setting up part II of the series, but no need to fear! There are lots of pretty bishis to be had! Also I realized none of the kids had aged in like… a couple years so we’ve had a few birthdays to get their ages up to where they should be.
Chapter Nine
Rating: PG
Category: AU, so very very AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Charles/Nathan, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Relatives. Silliness. That’s about it.
Summary: Aldus Shinra discovers Pickles materia, Tifa and Barret make breakfast, Cid and Charles discuss family, and Andy has a MOST memorable birthday party.
Notes: Vincent’s list-rant dedicated to everyone who has ever been pregnant. The fact that no one sings ‘Happy Birthday’ at Andy’s party is directly related to the author’s intense loathing of that song. I have decided it does not exist on Gaia.
Chapter Ten
Rating: R for violence
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Charles/Nathan, Toki/Skwisgaar, Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings:
Some violence, minor angst.
Summary: Pickles is in a pickle, Loz and Angeal bond, the Healin Spa is crowded, and evil is afoot.
Notes: Getting into the second major plot of the fic, folks! Buckle your seatbelt. |
