"Air Sick"
Rating:PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent.
Warnings:
Barf, sap... or barfsap, take your pick.
Summary: Something's happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear...
"Bathing the Cat"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None really
Warnings:
None
Summary:Barret learns to never assume.
Notes: I’d been editing for six hours, I was cranky, I needed some fun. Nyah.
"Beer Run"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Zack/Sephiroth, Cloud/Reno.
Warnings:
Copious amounts of drinking.
Summary: Zack and Cloud are let out to play.
"Being Vincent, Being Cid"
Part One
Part Two
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
Cid’s in it. What else do you want me to say?
Summary: Same world, different planets.
"Best Laid Plans"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Vincent/Reno, Cloud/Cid.
Warnings:
I should think the pairings are a suitable warning…
Summary:Two idiots, one thought
Notes: For pointyebt's birthday. I know this is not quite what you had in mind, but I really hope you enjoy it.
"Can You Hear Me Now?"
Rating: PG
Category: AU. So very very AU. Multi-verse Crossover (including one belonging to El Rat Face)
Pairing(s): That could take a while to list…
Warnings: Complete lack of respect for canon, including my own. MPreg. Yeah you’re shocked. Would you believe I once said mpreg was the naffest genre of fan fic ever? I did. It’s true.
Summary: “But when worlds collide,” said George Pal to his bride, “I’m going to give you some terrible thrills…”
Notes: Meadbunny Rating: Off the Chart.
"Change of Position"
Rating: NC-17
Category: AU - loosely fits in with the 'Rabid Tiger' arc.
Pairing(s): Zack/Sephiroth.
Warnings: MPREG (you come here and you still need warning about this??)
Summary: Zack has a break, and Baby has a secret.
"Cid The Flasher"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Spiders. Inappropriate use of a head scarf.
Summary: Vincent’s simple act of chivalry has consequences for Cid.
Notes:This fic is the sequel to 'There's Always Someone Tougher'. If you haven't read that, this one willconfuse you.
"Cosmic Debris"
Rating: PG, but only because I think the mentioning of turds puts it up from a G.
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent. Like there’s another.
Warnings:
I suppose some people may call this out of character but… meh.
Summary: You can take the boy out of the Turks, but you can’t take the Turk out of the boy.
"Cowboy Vin"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
Chocobos
Summary: Vincent decides to make the best of a bad situation.
Notes: I don’t know why, but I always picture Vincent as very sarcastic. I mean he never says anything, but that doesn’t mean he’s not thinking things…
"Cyrano de Strife"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Disgruntled privates... No, the other kind.
Summary: Never abuse your privates
"Dear Tifa"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Inappropriate use of hygiene products and footwear.
Summary: Cloud finally made it to Midgar, but there’s a wrinkle in his plan.
Notes: According to what I could find out at different sites, Zack is about four or five years older than Cloud, making him roughly nineteen in this fic. Which makes Seph about 23.
"Detour (The Ultimate MPreg Fic)"
Rating: PG
Category: If you need to be told this is AU, you need more help than anyone can give.
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Swearing, Mpreg. LOTS of it.
Summary: Warnings are posted for a reason.
"Dirge of Cerberus – Revisited"
Rating: G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): The usual group of suspects.
Warnings:
Never show the mentos and diet coke trick to your new
girlfriend's mother in her recently renovated living room.
Summary: Zack and Cloud are pinned down behind enemy lines.
"Educating Vincent"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
None (I feel there should be a warning for lack of Mpreg - pebt)
Summary: Vincent finally gets a look at the world around him.
Notes: Sorry about the fics being few and far between. Real life keeps biting me in the ass.
"Family Time"
Part One
Part Two
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Summary: The Highwind-Valentine family goes on vacation.
Notes: A big happy thank you to all the people who helped me to come up with plot bunnies for the fic for ani_mama. It was hard for me to choose just one, so I grabbed as many as I could hold in my hot little hands and stuffed them all into one fic.
"First Christmas"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Cloud/Reno.
Warnings:
None
Summary: It’s their first Christmas together, and Cid intends to enjoy it… if only he can find Vincent.
Notes: Merry Christmas, peoples!!
"Folklore"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent.
Warnings:
Nosy snakes, mpreg. (Everyone who didn’t see the mpreg coming, stand on your head.)
Summary: Cid and Vincent deal with some slithery guests.
Notes: Ancient jump rope song written by yers truly. It’s not actually any older than the rest of the fic.
"Galloping Horses"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Andy/Yazoo
Warnings:
Some angst.
Summary: Yazoo has reached his breaking point.
"General Chaos"
Rating: PG
Category:
Pairing(s): Pre Zack/Sephiroth
Warnings:
Worms
Summary: Zack shows his evil streak.
Notes: If there is one thing I have learned, it is that most great military minds are nut cases.
"General Fluffy"
Rating: G
Category: AU, very VERY AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None
Summary: Just one of those days…
"Goat's Milk Soup"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Zack/Sephiroth, Cloud/Sephiroth, Cid/Vincent.
Warnings:
mpreg, angst, goat milk.
Summary: Cloud gets drunk and tells a story.
"Halloween"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Pre Cid/Vincent.
Warnings:
None.
Summary: It’s All Hallows in Nibelheim.
"Happy Birthday Vincent"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Cloud/Reno, you know, the usual.
Warnings:
Drug use.
Summary: Cid learns a few things about their quietest party member.
Notes: Happy birthday, ani_mama!
"Hazy Day"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Naked Turks.
Summary: Elena gets hazed, but Heidegger is the one who suffers for it.
"Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer"
Rating: PG
Category:
Pairing(s): None at this point.
Warnings:
Choreography, blanket fights.
Summary: The group learns a bit more about that silent man in the red cape
Notes: This story does fit into the Rabid Tiger AU as very much of a prequel. You do not need to read one to understand the other, however, as the links are mainly in references to knowledge gained in this story.
"How You Gonna See Me Now?"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Reno/Cloud, Rufus/Reeve.
Warnings:
Voyeurism.
Summary: A winter night’s truce leads to mischief – and revelations.
"Junon"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno
Warnings:
Meh.
Summary: Cloud and Reno spend some quality time together.
Notes: Fits loosely into the Rabid Tiger AU - Cloud and Reno are a couple, but Cloud's friends don't yet know.
"Kitteh Kisses"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno
Warnings:
Kitties.
Summary: Cloud has an issue with Reno's cats.
"Learning to Fly"
Part One
Part Two
Rating:R
Category: DoC Game-verse AU
Pairing(s): Cid/?
Warnings:
Angst, language.
Summary: Vincent suffers an injury that Cid may never recover from.
"Limits"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
Thoughtless teenagers, attempted murder, misplaced hairs.
Summary: The tear is mightier than the gun.
"Matrix of Dreams"
Part One
Part Two
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Zack/Seph, Cloud/Reno.
Warnings:
Angst, dream imagry
Summary: Sephiroth has a long journey home. But he’s not alone…
"Mommy Feathers"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Zack/Sephiroth.
Warnings:
Kids.
Summary: Just another day in the life of the Fair family.
Notes: Loosely fits into the 'Rabid Tiger AU' Technically this is a prequel to ‘Murder Most Fowl’.
"Mr. Popularity"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None (or lots, depending on how you look at it)
Warnings:
Mpreg. I swear I’m gonna stop listing that one.
Summary: And now at last here is the REAL reason Zack vanished on Aeris.
"Murder Most Fowl"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Zack/Sephiroth.
Warnings:
Chicken murder.
Summary: Zack gets rid of a pesky bird.
Notes: Loosely fits into the 'Rabid Tiger' AU. Technically this is a sequel to 'Mommy Feathers'
"Never Comes The Day"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Tseng/Reno
Warnings:
Barf
Summary:Two Turks, one jug
"Nightmares"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Some violence.
Summary: Cid and Vincent have a talk.
"Numb Skulls"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Cloud/Reno.
Warnings:
None
Summary: Further proof that Cid should never be left alone when drinking.
Notes: Believe it or not this is a true story, as told to me by the Aussie who did it. Sadly there is a deplorable lack of materia in Australia, so his recovery took a little longer than Cid’s.
"One-Winged Christmas Angel"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Summary: Sephiroth finds he’s still having a little trouble adjusting.
Notes: This is all twignfinck's fault. Behold the plot-bunny that launched a thousand ships…
"Oysters"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Erestor/Glorfindel, Blackbird/Moonhound.
Warnings:
Cid, Cid’s mouth.
Summary: Cid makes an impression on Dargothian society.
"Pieces of April"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
Angst, death, mpreg.
Summary: Cid and Vincent spend some time together.
"Puff Balls"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent.
Warnings:
Inappropriate use of bird feathers.
Summary: Cid was a very bad boy. Now if he could only remember what exactly it was he did…
Notes: ani_mama wanted some Cid & Vincent fluff. I promised her fluff complete with puff balls. Then a plot bunny leapt from the shadows and bit me…
"Questionable Office Behaviour"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Rufus/Reno, Rufus/Reeve.
Warnings:
Implied threesome sex.
Summary: Rufus has both a choice and a certain shortcoming
"Rain-O"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
None
Summary: Cid and Vincent as seen from a slightly different angle…
"Raising the Dead"
Rating: PG
Category: ‘Dirge of Cerberus’ game-verse.
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent… sorta
Warnings:
Language.
Summary: Cid decides it’s time to let Vincent in on a secret.
Notes: This is my attempt at a fic with a ‘canon’ Vincent.
"Resevoir Slobs"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Cloud/Reno.
Warnings: Idiots, language, poop.
Summary: “Well I don’t know why I came here tonight. I got a feeling that something ain’t right…”
"Rest and Recreation"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Zack/Sephiroth, Angeal/Genesis.
Warnings:
Worms
Summary: The more things change, the more they don’t.
"Sleeping Beauty"
Rating: PG
Category: AU - always AU. A new take on an old tale
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
Angst
Summary: Adventures end, but life goes on.
Notes: Game-Verse
"Super Mom"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
None
Summary: Cid tries to explain a few things to Benji and Aiden.
"Surprise!"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Cloud/Reno, Zack/Sephiroth.
Warnings:
None
Summary: Cid and Vincent have old business to settle
Notes: Now this is how Advent Children SHOULD have ended!
"Tea Party"
Rating: G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): The Unusual Suspects.
Warnings:
None.
Summary: Ifalna has a friend.
Notes: It’s a brain-fart, folks. I tried wearing earplugs but they just get out anyway. I blame it entirely on Animama and Pointy. They know why.
"Thanksgiving"
Rating: PG
Category: AU - Fits into the Rabid Tiger AU, but is a stand alone tale.
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
Mpreg, possible non-con, swearing.
Summary: Parenting doesn’t stop when the kids grow up.
"The Awakening"
Rating: R
Category:
Pairing(s): Vincent/Sephiroth
Warnings:
Smut. But no one’s pregnant (It's time to worry when you need a warning for LACK of MPREG - pebt)
Summary: Vincent averts a catastrophe.
"The Bitch Is Back"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Andy/Yazoo
Warnings:
none
Summary: Yazoo’s self-confidence has taken a bit of a hit, so he takes a page from the Book Of Seph.
"The Fine Art of Self-Defence"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Andy/Yaz, Cloud/Reno, Zack/Seph, Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
None
Summary: Andy is learning the fine art of self defence.
Notes: Just a crack fic because I wanted one, darn it.
"The House on the Cliff"
Part One
Part Two
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent.
Warnings:
Disturbing elements, discussion of child murder.
Summary: Cid and Vincent leave Rocket Town behind and seek out a home in which to start a new life. The house they buy is a bargain, but did they get much more than they bargained for?
Notes: For all my FF-loving friends. Happy Halloween! I tried to make it Lovecraftian, but I’m not sure I succeeded.
"The Prettiest Star"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
Mpreg all over the freaking place.
Summary: Benji and Cid spend some quality time together, Vincent and Aiden weather a storm, and there’s a small mystery…
Notes: This takes place roughly nine months after the fic ‘Thanksgiving’. I know I said I wouldn’t do another because it depressed me too much thinking about the FF crew getting old but… yeah some things just need to be written.
"There's Always Someone Tougher"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Violence, bloodshed.
Summary: Cid gets a scare, Vincent gets a bath.
Notes: This story has a follow-up tale called 'Cid the Flasher'.
"Up On The Roof"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Rufus.
Warnings:
Points to the pairing.
Summary: Just what did happen the night Cloud had his battle with Rufus?
"Valentine Snow"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent.
Warnings:
None
Summary: An unexpected snowfall reveals all.
"When Rabbit Met Sephiroth"
Stand-alone story
Rating: G
Category: LOTR/FFVII crossover
Pairing(s):
Warnings:
None
"Wildflower"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
None
Summary: Cid Waits
"Wing Man"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Cloud/Reno.
Warnings:
Sap. Language.
Summary: Reno gets a flying lesson, and Cid and Vincent share some alone time.
"Winnie the Pooh Versus Vincent Valentine"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent
Warnings:
See Author’s notes.
Summary: Cid finally goes too far.
"Winter Drabble"
Rating: G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Andy/Yazzy
Warnings:
None
Summary: Fun is a relative concept
"You Wear it Well"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Rufus/Cloud.
Warnings: This is Ice Lady’s fic. That should be warning enough to those of us who know her
Summary: Rufus and Cloud have a conversation long-distance.
Crossover Mini-Series
"DethFantasy"
Rating: PG
Category: AU. So very, very AU
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Yazoo/Andy. More to be announced.
Warnings: The usual Dethklok mayhem
Summary: The FF crew meet the boys from Dethklok. With luck they’ll all survive.
Notes: For Animama
"Babyklok"
(sequel to 'DethFantasy')
Ratings: All chapters rated R
Category: AU (both Final Fantasy AND Metalocalypse
Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Yazoo/Andy, Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Probably the most demented crack!fic in the history of crack!fics. You’ve been warned.
Summary: Dethklok return to Gaia… and something has followed… And there's a wren.
Notes: For Animama.
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