Final Dethmas Fantasy

Ratings: PG - R
Category: AU (So very, very AU)
Pairing(s): Numerous, some even make sense
Series Warnings: Let's see... FailParenting, Nanites, Loz, Misuse of Yopo, Cid's mouth, Murderface's temper, Squirrels...
Series Summary: Charles and Nathan talk, Darren is educated, Benji is a butterfly, Cid is the Not!Ghost of Christmas Future, Zack and Sephiroth are Santa's Evil Elves, Vincent is upset... and then happy. And there's an epic battle between a squirrel and a dragon
Series Notes: The series picks up immediately after "Kooks"

   

Chapter One
Rating:
PG
Warnings: Nanites, parenting fail, eggnog.
Summary: Charles has a conversation with Nathan, Darren gets an education, Rufus is up to no good, and Zack learns never to turn his back on a six-year-old.

Chapter Two
Rating:
PG
Warnings: Squirrels, Loz, misuse of Yopo.
Summary: Týr and Squirrel have words, Benji is a butterfly, Cid’s drunk, and a ghost of times past is laid to rest.

Chapter Three
Rating:
R
Warnings: Some self-inflicted violence.
Summary: Rude enjoys Christmas, Cid has a Christmas disaster, Darren learns you are NEVER far enough away from your parents, and Zack presents a very special gift.

 
   

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