"A Matter of Perspective"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Shrunken ding-dongs.
Summary: Sometimes ‘warm’ is a matter of personal opinion.
"A Totally Not Metal Fairytale"
Rating: G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Rodents (and people wearing things they really shouldn't be wearing)
Summary: Murderface is called to go on a great quest.
"Art of Vengeance"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): MF/P, C/P, T/S
Warnings:
: Boots used in unexpected ways.
Summary: Offdensen tutors Pickles in the Ways of True Evil.
"Boundaries"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles, Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings:
Unintentional voyeurism.
Summary: Charles is finally part of the pack… and it’s a damned strange place to be.
Notes:: This takes place after ‘Two of Us’. The ‘Deth Bed’ was first introduced in my fic ‘Sheet Music’.
"Boy's Night Out"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: Easter egg spoilers for the Season II Metalocalypse DVD
Summary: Nathan has a few revelations.
"Boyfriendklok"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Devonshire cream.
Summary: Family is what you make it.
"Bratklok"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: None
Summary: The boys go off to explore a new city.
"By Implication, Anyway"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
UST
Summary: Dethklok go to the beach for a little relaxation.
"Charlie's Last Nerve"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
M-preg. But don’t worry. It’s like… totally metal. Yeah. And puns.
Summary: Charles finally loses his cool.
Notes: BIRFDAY FICLET FOR riverotter7! Based on an idea I got when [info]deth_pixie mentioned that she would like to see a ficcie where Skwisgaar got pregnant. Somehow it evolved into this.
"Christmasklok"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Shockingly high levels of D’OH and WTF?? Total crack. I’m dedicating this to FTW302 just… ‘cause. It’s sort of a literary version of one of her ‘toons.
Summary: Charles experiences one of those moments in every manager’s life…
Notes: If this fic doesn’t prove I’m disturbed, nothing will.
"Deth Date"
Rating:PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
None. I know, I’m as metal as a gummi bear. I also help slugs off the sidewalk and publicly kiss my duck. Plllrrrrbbbt. :-P
Summary: Nathan needs a date for a Halloween gala.
"Dethklok"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Mention of drug use.
Summary: When opportunity knocks…
Notes: First of two ficlets for ftw302! Sorry it’s a bit late… okay a lot late. Meep.
"Dethklok vs. The Sue"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Cartoon violence, rat-slapping
Summary: There’s a Sue loose in Mordhaus.
"Dethpwn"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Unattended children.
Summary: As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
Notes: Sorry this took so long, I’ve had the flu and been a little out of it. Not sure this is my best work but Rei liked it so what the hey.
"Drabbleklok"
Part One: First Impressions
Part Two: Press Conference
Rating: PG/R
"Drabbleklok 2"
Part One: Here Kitty Kitty
Part Two: Musings
Part Three: One Man's Trash
Rating: PG, PG, PG
"Driving School"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None
Summary: Nathan, Toki and Skwisgaar give a friend a ride.
"Feral Toki"
Rating: PG
Category: AU-ish
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar
Warnings:
Brain tanning.
Summary: Toki is lost in the woods.
Notes: A short birthday crack!fic for feraltoki. Who else?
"Finnegan's Wake"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles.
Warnings:
Accents
Summary: Pickles throws a wake for a friend, but it is Nathan who is mourning.
"Funny How Love Is"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles.
Warnings:
None.
Summary: Charles and Nathan spend Valentine’s Day together unexpectedly
"Hair Wars"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Hair, sex
Summary: Dethklok are bored.
"Halloween is Metal"
Rating: G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None
Summary: It’s autumn in Mordland.
Notes: For my niece Melanie, since she’s the one who sends me the stuff that inspired the ficlet.
"Happy Birthday Mr. Offdensen"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles.
Warnings:
None
Summary: Life starts anew for Charles.
"Have Yourself a Metal Little Christmas"
Rating: G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Truths you may not be prepared to hear. ;-)
Summary:‘T was the night before Christmas…
"Heartbreaker"
Rating: G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
implied m-preg.
Summary: You never know what will show up in the nanny-cam.
"High School Confidential"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Bullies. Implied violence.
Summary: Charles makes a friend
"Innocence"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Chocolates
Summary: You don't have to be loud to be noticed...
Notes: Since deddybear and I were both feeling crappy at the same time, I promised her a little cheer-up fic. Enjoy, hon.
"Just Another Night"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Toki
Warnings:
Cranky Norwegian doing impressions of his band mates.
Summary: It’s just another uneventful night in Mordhaus.
Notes: Birthday ficlet for deddybear, because she’s cute and she deserves one. She wanted a Nathan/Toki fic so here it is, my first ever! Happy birthday hon!
"Just Dats Awesome"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Leather and threesomes and whips, oh my!
Summary: Be careful what you wish for.
"Just Plain Dildos"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Mild kink and light bondage. Nothing scary.
Summary: Toki decides to spice things up a bit in the bedroom.
"Just The Way You Are"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
None I can think of
Summary: Nathan and Charles go for a walk
Notes: For Deani_bean!
"Last Song"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Angst, implied violence.
Summary: Charles finds himself facing slings and arrows alone.
Notes: For piedcrow! Not sure if it’s exactly what you wanted, but I hope it’s close enough
"Like Father, Like Son"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Summary: Charles calls his father
"Little Gears"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles, Simon/Trotter (both omc) implied.
Warnings:
Insanity
Summary: Just... read it.
"Little Visitor"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Babies
Summary: Pickles’ niece comes for a visit.
Notes: Just a funny little bunny that hopped up and bit me.
"Math is Brutal"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Implied mpreg
Summary: Charles is worried about Lydia’s report card.
"Messin' With the Kid"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Misbehaving teen boys
Summary: Lydia’s first dance does not go as she hoped.
Notes:This story is a stand-alone tale, but if you are confused about Lydia and where she came from, go and read DethFantasy and Babyklok - in that order.
"Midnight in the Garden of Dumb and Dumber"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s):Nathan/Charles, Skwisgaar/Toki, Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings:
Bad smells. Idiots.
Summary: Night has fallen, and the bats are out of the belfry.
"Moonlight Mile"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar
Warnings:
Well… m/m sex… but that sorta goes without saying
Summary: Toki shares something with Skwisgaar.
"Morning Has Broken"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Murderface/Pickles (implied).
Warnings:
Dubious food items, bugs.
Summary: Pickles watches a sunrise.
Notes: A cheer-up ficlet for ftw302, who was recently denied cheeseburgers.
"My Fuzzy Valentine"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Toki
Warnings:
You’ll know them when you see them.
Summary: Dethklok get a Valentine, and Nathan demonstrates why he is the lead man.
"Natural Enemy"
Rating: G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None
Summary: What’s more brutal than brutal?
Notes: This wasn’t a tub-bunny. It was a cleaning the duck’s wading pool bunny.
"Night in the Fire Hall"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None. Or maybe. Not sure.
Summary: Toki and Skwisgaar do a little midnight singing.
Notes: Forgive me, it just had to be done.
"Night Moves"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar, Pickles/OC
Warnings:
Angst
Summary: Pickles has an affair that might destroy him.
"Nots Scared"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None
Summary: The guys survive a rough night
Notes: Rei so help me I will hunt you down and HURT you for this...
"Outklok"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar. (Sorta)
Warnings:
Just the usual potty-mouths.
Summary: Stupid is as stupid does.
"Parentklok"
Rating: G
Category: AU. This story takes place in the AU created in ' Dethfantasy' and continued in 'Babyklok'. A future appearance of Lydia can be seen in 'Messin With the Kid'
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles.
Warnings:
None, really, just me trashing the fandom again. And having fun.
Summary: Lydia proves she can keep up with the big boys
"Petty Revenge"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Nothing I can think of. Okay a bit of swearing.
Summary: Toki has a good day.
"Phone Sex"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: Language
Summary: Sometimes you just have to combine business with pleasure.
"Porn"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None
Summary: You think you know a guy…
"Puppy Pile"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar… sorta
Warnings:
Some sap and a few little spoilers for Deth Dad but nothing major.
Summary: It’s been a brutal few days. Time to pile onto the bed, have some cheese, and thaw out.
"Rules of the Pile"
Sequel to 'Puppy Pile'
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles.
Warnings:
Some sap and a few little spoilers for Deth Dad but nothing major.
Summary: Charles shows up and learns the Ways of the Pile.
Notes: Because this is an rpg that has been edited for reading there are some pretty wild point of view shifts. Sea sick pills might be helpful.
"Run Through The Jungle"
Ratings: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Toki
Warnings:
Blood, rough consensual sex, drug-imagery. A bit darker and weirder than my usual stuff
Summary: Based on the ‘Bloodlines’ video. Be vewy vewy quiet, Nathan’s hunting wabbits….
"Sheet Music"
Rating: R, possibly NC 17, not sure
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None really. I mean they’re not officially a pair.
Warnings:
PWP
Summary: Just a warm and fuzzy lazy day.
"Sister Morphine"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Spoilers for the season II finale.
Summary: Charlie has a visitor.
"Slambi"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Horror, accidental death of an animal.
Summary: Nathan and Charles are off for their first romantic weekend when things take a dark turn.
"Spring Haz Sprung"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Mention of drug use.
Summary: The band is forced to make a decision about Pickles.
Notes: This is what happens when you’re drunk at four in the morning listening to Queen.
"Stay"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Supernatural undertones, friends behaving badly.
Summary: Nathan tells Charles how he feels
"Summoning"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None
Summary: Dethklok have a tiny problem.
"Swans"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Pickles
Warnings:
None
Summary: It’s Pickles’ birthday, and someone has given him a puzzle to solve.
"Takin' it Easy"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Murderface/Toki
Warnings:
See pairing. Some language.
Summary: Toki and Murderface hang out. Follows the season II finale; ‘Black Fire Upon Us’.
"The Nisse Before Christmas"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
None.
Summary: Toki seems to have brought more with him from Norway than just his guitar.
"The Vole Happens"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Rodents.
Summary: Toki takes Skwisgaar camping.
"There and Back Again"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar, Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings:
None I can think of. Okay other than pairing Murderface with Knubbler.
Summary: Dethklok are on the road.
"... And Back Again"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Skwisgaar/Toki, Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings:
Some angst, exploding boobies, general Dethklokian weirdness
Summary: Charles dreams of the past, and deals with the present
"There's Got to be a Morning After"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
None, other than a possible WTFOMG! moment at the end.
Summary: Strange bedfellows are sometimes the most interesting ones.
Notes: For tod_hollykim! Happy birthday hon! Sorry it’s a bit late.
"Thunder Horse"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Angst, sap
Summary: Nathan makes a friend
"Toki Baby"
Rating: R
Category: AU, Crossover
Pairing(s): Toki/Sephiroth
Warnings:
Crossover.
Summary: Toki finds an unlikely ally.
"Toki-locks and the Five Beds"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Snakes, Medieval torture devices. Mention of child abuse.
Summary: Toki goes in search of a place to spend the night. A slightly new twist on a slightly old tale.
Notes: The fifth of the donation fics for Pyro. This one is for sweetngenki, who wanted some Toki.
"Toki's Christmas"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s):
None
Warnings: Some angst
Summary: “Oh there’s no taste like gnome for the Hollandaise…”
"Toki's Nightmare"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
Dream imagery
Summary: Toki seeks comfort after a nightmare.
"Toki Warwoof"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles.
Warnings: Puppy peenies, mention of rimming.
Summary:Toki has a furry problem.
Notes: The second of two fics for ftw302! Sorry it’s a bit late… okay a lot late. Meep. In an rpg I’m playing Toki is accidentally turned into a werewolf, and FTW wanted to know how that happened.
"Typical"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Skwisgaar/Toki
Warnings:
None
Summary: Toki makes an observation on his relationship with Skwisgaar.
"Ugly"
Rating: NC-17
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings:
See pairing. Other than that nothing I can think of.
Summary: It’s too damned hot, and Murderface is seeking some relief from the heat.
Notes: I adore Murderface,I really do. He has raised being a bastard to an absolute art form, and yet for some reason I still want to cuddle him. I always suspected that beneath the vicious exterior was a soft candy center. I could be dead wrong of course, but I do like him.
"Wassail!"
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: None
Summary: Toki and Skwisgaar decide Offdensen needs to enjoy life more, and Offdensen learns the difference between intelligence and cunning.
Notes: I included my recipe for Wassail and baked apples at the end of this ficlet. Sort of my Christmas offering. Hope it makes your Christmas MUCH more warm and fuzzy! Or at least warm and blurry.
"We Are the Road Crew"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings:
None… that I’m admitting to.
Summary: Just another long night on the road.
"Werewolf"
Part One
Part Two
Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
Some gore, animal mutilation.
Summary: Pickles helps out a friend, but things quickly get strange at the old farmstead.
Notes: For dwarrowchild, and all my metal-loving friends. Happy Halloween!
"Yay S&M!"
Rating: R
Category: PG
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Charles/Nathan.
Warnings:
Oh lordie, where to start?
Summary: Dethklok attend a party.
"Zombieklok"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings:
Frisky lovers in public places.
Summary: Nathan finds a new and creative way to mortify Charles in public.
"Crossover -
The Teletubbies’ Final Deth-Fantasy of Valinor"
Rating: Somewhere between ‘WTF?’ and ‘OMFG!’
Category: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Erestor/Glorfindel, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings:
If the title isn’t enough of a deterrent, nothing I say here will be.
Summary: Two naughty Tubbies run afoul of some very angry husbands.
Notes:Not long ago I cut loose with a rant on my LJ wherein I said and I quote; “If I get a mad urge at three in the morning to do Toki/Vincent/Glorfindel slash with a side of Teletubbie, I will do that, too.”
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