Night in the Fire Hall

Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None. Or maybe. Not sure.
Summary: Toki and Skwisgaar do a little midnight singing.
Notes: Forgive me, it just had to be done.

   

It was late, or early depending on one’s point of view, and from within the depths of the main fire hall came the sound of drunken song, heavily accented.

Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spa-a-a-a-m, spa-a-a-a-m, SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAAAAAAAAMMM!

From down the hall, Murderface stepped out of his room and bellowed to the inebriate pair; “SHUT THE HELL UP! IT’SH THREE IN THE MORNING!”

Silence fell. Satisfied, Murderface returned to his room, muttering quietly to himself.

“Bloody Vikings.”

 
   

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