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Five Minutes Alone in the Brains of Rating: R |
Dwarrow Child: Bah. I’ve got too many Nathan/Charles bunnies in the hutch right now. And they won't let me finish one before they breed three more. Magic Rat: :-D Dwarrow Child: It's not funny. I mean look at these things! I can't feed and shelter so many of them! *hauls out one of the Nathan-centric bunnies, which is huge and black and brooding* Magic Rat: A Final Fantasy bunny sniffs it. Dwarrow Child: Nathan Bunny: *flattens its ears and sniffs it in return, looking suspicious* Magic Rat: Vincent Bunny: smells darkness, brooding, death, and a curse, promptly goes into heat. Dwarrow Child: Nathan Bunny: *stumbles back onto his furry rump in surprise; sniffs more eagerly, tail twitching* Magic Rat: Vincent Bunny: flirts cutely, eyes glowing red, shaggy wild fur at all angles, brass claws digging into the earth. Dwarrow Child: Nathan Bunny: *grunts at it, butting heads in a friendly manner* Dwarrow Child: Aww. The Offdensen Bunny will be jealous. Magic Rat: Nathan would love Vincent. He's cursed, he's mutilated, and he turns into a demon when pissed. Dwarrow Child: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh. Magic Rat: Vincent would give the whole damned band a woody. Dwarrow Child: LOL Dwarrow Child: Offdensen Bunny: *hops over, bespectacled and brown and smartly groomed* Magic Rat: AWWW! Dwarrow Child: Just because the image of a bunny with glasses is just the cutest thing ever. Magic Rat: YES!! Magic Rat: Vincent Bunny: sniffs him. Has a thing for nerds. (That’s canon. Every woman he goes for has glasses and a lab coat) Dwarrow Child: :-D Dwarrow Child: Offdensen Bunny: *gives him a courtesy sniff, just enough to be polite; he's just there to make sure Nathan Bunny doesn't chew another hole in the carpet* Magic Rat: ROFL! Dwarrow Child: Nathan Bunny: *ears prick up; thumps his feet on the floor and headbutts the nerdy bunny* Magic Rat: Skwisgaar Bunny: shows up, screws the hell out of all three of them, eats a hole in the rug and goes off to find carrots. Dwarrow Child: ROFL! Dwarrow Child: Toki Bunny: *lop-eared and springy, bounces eagerly after him* Magic Rat: Skwisgaar Bunny: waits for him. Dwarrow Child: Toki Bunny: *skids to a stop and twitches his nose against his* Magic Rat: Skwisgaar Bunny: screws the hell out of him. Brings him a carrot to make up for it Dwarrow Child: Toki Bunny: *gratefully accepts the carrot; will need it as he's eating for about sixteen now* Magic Rat: ROFLMAO! Dwarrow Child: You see the problem. Magic Rat: Yup. You have to isolate Skwisgaar Bunny. Dwarrow Child: Well, the Nathan Bunny and the Offdensen Bunny are the problem currently. They've had about three litters already. Magic Rat: Offdensen Bunny: tries to look innocent. Dwarrow Child: Nathan Bunny: *thumps his feet and pounces on him* Magic Rat: Offdensen Bunny --> :-D Magic Rat: Vincent Bunny: wants some of that or else all he will have is blonde pervert bunnies. Will already have to explain this to Cid Bunny. Dwarrow Child: Offdensen Bunny: *sets about grooming Nathan Bunny's ears so he won't be tempted to stray from the Metal hutch* Magic Rat: Vincent Bunny: gets pissed on by Murderface Bunny. Turns into Metal Chaos Bunny with flaming eyes and fries the fur off MF Bunny Dwarrow Child: Offdensen Bunny: *is afraid; calls for a few hooded roadie bunnies to protect the hutch* Magic Rat: Vincent Bunny: says he will leave peacefully in exchange for a meaningless quickie with Nathan and Offdensen Bunnies. Dwarrow Child: Offdensen Bunny: *confers with Nathan Bunny to see if this is acceptable* Magic Rat: Nathan Bunny: "Well if it will make him go away and stop frying the fur off MF Bunny..." Dwarrow Child: Offdensen Bunny: *makes a few grunts and ear twitches that roughly translates to "Well, if you don't want to, we can set the roadie bunnies on him. We've got plenty to spare."* Magic Rat: And so it came to pass in the land of Mordbunnyhaus that Vincent Bunny was run off by the roadie bunnies, MF Bunny's fur grew back, Toki Bunny had 18 beautiful baby bunnies, (not counting the two he ate) Skwisgaar Bunny found a broken carrot that smelled of Hobbit, Nathan Bunny screwed the fur off Offdensen Bunny, and Pickles Bunny was just glad he was left out of the whole thing. The end Dwarrow Child: ROFLMAO! |
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