Getting Meaner in my Old Age
Weird People and the Internet

Rating: Probably R
Category: Uh... RL Weirdness.
Pairing(s): Random weirdo/several of my large male friends (impl)
Warnings: People are sick
Summary: It speaks for itself.
Notes: So last night I was hanging out, trying to write, minding my own business, when some moron pops up and wants to chat. Some moron with whom I am not familiar. There was a time when something like this would have frightened and upset me, and I can't help but wonder where that scared shy little girl I used to be went. She was nowhere to be seen last night that's for sure. For your personal amusement I shall now present the conversation in its entirety.
   

bbadboi101: Hello.

Me: Hello.

bbadboi101: I've been bad.

Me: Uh huh.

bbadboi101: I need to be punished.

Me: Well they have people who charge 2.99 a minute for that and I'm not one of them.

bbadboi101: I want YOU to punish me.

Me: Sorry. I'm not into BDSM. It bores the crap out of me.

bbadboi101: PUNISH ME!

Me: Go away, I'm busy, and I don't want to play with you.

bbadboi101: A real woman would punish me.

(Hear that sound? That click? That's my switch being flipped.)

Me: Fine. Take off your clothes, get down on all fours and I'll watch as seven or eight of my guy pals take turns raping and pissing on you.

bbadboi101: Okay I don't do men, that's one of my boundaries.

Me: Did I ASK you what you want, bitch? You come in here demanding punishment then think YOU control what I want? You'll shut the fuck up and take what I give you.

bbadboi101 has signed out.

Honestly is it just me or are people getting weirder?
 
   

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